Eisenhower Matrix Sorter

Sort these tasks into an Eisenhower Matrix (Urgent/Important quadrants):
[task list]

For each task: (1) Assign quadrant with justification. (2) Suggest the action (Do Now / Schedule / Delegate / Delete). (3) Identify any tasks that only feel urgent but aren't important (urgency trap). (4) Highlight tasks I'm probably avoiding despite being important. (5) Create a time-blocked schedule for today prioritizing Q1, then Q2.